msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

Burch is Bae 💞😜
Because I’m happy ☺️💖👽
vanillabeanlattes:

usedkarma:

prettyprettyday:

Nooooo

oh gawd


*whispers* I hate you go away

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

macale14 Made me think of you.
Q U E E N
itzonlyyoubabe:

you ruined everything.

Fucking accurate.
Too happy with where I am ☺️💚

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up