"Why yes, Plus Size Brand, I would love to buy a shapeless white tshirt with some huge lettering and an animal print."

— no plus size person ever (via femmadilemma)

just-relatable:

want more relatable?

"you should act more your age"

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theonlyonewhoknowsilied us

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

just-relatable:

want more relatable?
theonlyonewhoknowsilied:

alliebaugh actually me

theonlyonewhoknowsilied HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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theonlyonewhoknowsilied I’m sorry I’m a poopy friend

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

theonlyonewhoknowsilied Hahhaa you
just-relatable:

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saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT