It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
how do i get over someone who i never dated
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I would have perfect attendance :)
I tried to give them all topics in my head but lost the ability for verbal thought somewhere around Idris Elba. And you forgot one.