“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up